"Your chances of success in any undertaking can always be measured by your belief in yourself."
-- Robert Collier
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
-- Flip Wilson
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
-- George Carlin
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